May 2012
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Watchgreyeyesblueskys:
bianca-the-zombie:
Harry Potter in 99 Seconds.
This is fucking amazing.
Oh.My.God.
Wow… 7 years in a nutshell, and the 10 years I spent waiting for the books…
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My life in a nutshell ever since Korra started...
benditlikekorra:
chongthenomad:
ilovemytablet:
fangirlingforeverz:
unsuccessful-metalbenders:
Monday-Thursday:
Friday:
Saturday Morning:
Saturday Morning, 11:30-12:00:
After Korra:
Remainder of the weekend:
REPEATING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT?
SO MUCH YES
YUP
SO ACCURATE IT HURTS.
My life.
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averyniceprince:
LEATH....
Watchbenditlikekorra:
korrakorrakorra:
arathe:
infidi:
Hiroshi Sato’s Secret Tunnel
LOLOLOL
CACKLING
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA. SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL!
My Lost Soul: Disney Princesses I'd like to see: →
kiwiroll:
Disney Princesses I’d like to see:
beautifulqalb:
asecretwonderland:
samirathejerk:
beautifulqalb:
A real Muslim Disney Princess that covers and all that good stuff. I’d love to see a Muslim Princess that adds another dimension to the very flat view of Islam and its followers. Plus there are a ton of Muslim girls that need to see someone like them on the screen getting their...
starlightstranger:
i had to, it was too perfect
Like mother, like daughter.
The following quotations are taken from official...
Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."
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Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness: "By death."
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
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Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."
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Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
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Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."
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Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness: "I forget."
Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
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Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
Witness: "Forty-five years."
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Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "My name is Susan."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."
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Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
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Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
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Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"
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Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
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Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
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Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"
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Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness: "That's me."
Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
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Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
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Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
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Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
Witness: "None."
Lawyer: "Were there girls?"
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Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
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Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
Witness: "Borofkin."
Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
Witness: "I can't remember."
Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"
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Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
Witness: "No."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
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Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
Witness: "Yes sir."
Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
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Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
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Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
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Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
Witness: "I could see his head."
Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
Witness: "Just above his shoulders."
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Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
Witness: "The victim lived."
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The Zodiacs' Pokemon Teams.
Aries: Fearow, Gyarados, Luxray, Hydreigon, Blaziken, Ho-oh
Taurus: Sandslash, Milotic, Spiritomb, Haxorus, Venusaur, Giratina
Gemini: Jolteon, Gardevoir, Garchomp, Gothitelle, Sceptile, Latias
Cancer: Glaceon, Whiscash, Audino, Mienshao, Samurott, Suicune
Leo: Flareon, Banette, Salamence, Chandelure, Typhlosion, Victini
Virgo: Leafeon, Jumpluff, Cinccino, Golurk, Meganium, Celebi
Libra: Starmie, Bellossom, Lumineon, Krookodile, Blastoise, Cresselia
Scorpio: Umbreon, Kingdra, Mismagius, Froslass, Swampert, Darkrai
Sagittarius: Ninetails, Houndoom, Lucario, Bisharp, Charizard, Dialga
Capricorn: Nidoking, Dragonite, Staraptor, Excadrill, Torterra, Rayquaza
Aquarius: Espeon, Ampharos, Honchkrow, Elektross, Serperior, Arceus
Pisces: Vaporeon, Lapras, Cherrim, Swanna, Empoleon, Jirachi
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absiste:
kalemorgan:
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Bend It Like Korra: Benditlikekorra's The Legend... →
benditlikekorra:
So as promised, here’s the Benditlikekorra The Legend of Korra Giveaway!
Above are the items at stake. If you win, you win any one item of your choice!
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. The Promise Series (All three will be bundled into…
I WANT!
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